Parking Vulcher

A person employed to see that parking rules are followed, often narrow minded, often found lurking in a car park at 17:59. Found in several different versions, ie yellow stripped, green stripped etc.

I parked over there and got nabbed by a parking vulcher

by David Valentine January 22, 2011

parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.

Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.

by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.

For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick

by big phaz July 15, 2019

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020