optimistism

The act of optimism, and the inability to spell/say optimist.

I'm expieriencing optimistism

by Dkefndjcndnf June 7, 2016

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Optagonus

Best guy in the world you'll ever see. Be his friend. Please :(

Actually, Optagonus is the best person I ever met on my entire life, I really want to be his girlfriend.

by Not Optagonus December 3, 2016

Optimus Love

A guy who totally transforms as soon as he enters a relationship or when his girl is around.

"I haven't seen that dude for a month, he used to be at the pub every weekend..."

"He's at the spa with his new girlfriend cause he transformed to Optimus Love."

"Guys, football and beer anyone?"

"Hi Darling..."

(Transforms to Optimus Love)
"Let's watch Grey's Anatomy in my room honey!"

by Petrosilius Zwackelmann April 12, 2017

optipenisism

noun; optipenisism

1. an optipenist person.
2. A person who think or make decision with his desire.

he has a lot optipenisism in him

by anonname September 7, 2017

Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017

optimistaken

To be optimistaken is to be optimistic and mistaken about something at the same time.

Engineers are often optimistaken about their schedules.

by swerdna May 21, 2017