Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor
I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.
by Tony 2 Tins June 04, 2018
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Amin's tits

Hey, those are Amin's tits
by طيزي كبير May 24, 2021
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Jiggle Tits

Highly reactive breasts usually in response to any body movement once free of a bra.

Breasts that look like they are being manipulated by an unseen source, not the exclusive province of large breasts.
Fiona had the body movement of a fine swiss watch, and her boobies marked her out as a 'jiggle tits'.

The guys went Jiggle Tit spotting at the topless beach.

One or two dancers at the Moulin Rouge were famous for owning Jiggle Tits
by Townsman March 13, 2016
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tit-eyes

n. A person (often a male) who takes photos at such an odd angle his look always comes out as staring at your breasts. Possibly the most awkward and uncomfortable photo to view because whichever you tilt the photo, he's there, gazing at them, usually with a weird little smile on his face.
Louise; I wanted to like Adam's photo but he had tit-eyes and it felt wrong.

Kelly; Oh my gosh, I know what you mean. You have a nice rack tho, so y wouldn't he stare?

Louise; Lol, you're so funny Kel.

Kelly; *internalised lesbian sigh*
by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014
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Tortilla Tits

When a chicks tits are as flat as tortillas.
Guy 1: She has no chest dude.
Guy 2: Either she is a guy or she has tortilla tits.
by The Chaingang February 27, 2010
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tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.
If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
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tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.
My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.
by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009
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