The Cortina Scale

Much like the Richter scale which is a measure of the strength of earthquakes. The Cortina scale is used in the measuring of farts. The scale goes from 1 to 10 with 1 being not stinky to 10 being the stinkiest toot ever created. If one does not throw up it cannot be considered a 10.

That toot was an absolute room clearer. It must have been atheist a 7.2 on the Cortina Scale

by StoneColdET2024 March 28, 2024

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale usually used by men determining how good looking a woman is. With 1 being the ugliest and 10 the prettiest.

Mike: "Dude she's so hot!"
Dave: "Yeah man she's like an 8 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale."

by DeFINnneer August 26, 2016

1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.

On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.

by commie229 August 27, 2016

scale rash

a boy that gets a rash from too much male dick in their ear

man i have a really bad scale rash from a couple nights ago

by just gotta September 5, 2017

goat scale

1. A scale of what's cool/hip now a days.

2. A literally fucking goat scale, where you weigh goats.

1. Yo! List the goat scale! Make sure you put Mr. Spurlin on it. Hahaha, and clout goggles.

2. John, turn on the goat scale and weigh the goats.

by Sophomore at BHS October 21, 2017

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

1-10 female attractiveness scale

Basically a "measurement" of how a boy or possibly girl(whatever floats your boat) would rate a female. The lowest rate being a 1 and the highest being a 10. The following factors that will affect the rate are the looks and body.

Boy 1: Dude, look, that girl over there fine.
Boy 2: Naw, she a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale at most.

Boy 1: I think she bad. 10 outta 10.

by imSHOOKasf August 31, 2016