egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Trouser eggs

The testicles.

Dude, he was crying after having his trouser eggs scrambled on the rail!

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Eggs benedict

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

egg off

Slang used for a males masturbation, because an egg is hard with a liquid inside.

'I spent the night in my room so I could egg off'

by SecretlyHarryStyles January 15, 2014

LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016