First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.

A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya

by yesladsss September 26, 2022

Bus Jacking

If you are traveling in a crowded public Bus, standing and holding a bus strap and if you see a pretty woman standing and holding a bus strap in front of you, you dry hump the woman without getting noticed. This is called Bus Jacking.

He was Bus Jacking the beautiful woman until the cum came

by Jack_95 August 29, 2020

bu dum

the loud netflix intro

Me: *about to watch criminal minds*

Netflix: BU DUM

by rodrickthelodeddiper May 13, 2021

Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.

We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.

by uhuhyep September 27, 2009

rudi bu

(adj.) The most metal thing you've ever seen/heard/experienced.

(noun) m. Highly intoxicating beverage containing three secret ingredients and the world's most famous soft drink.

(verb) To express thanks.

That studded belt is rudi bu.

OR

That rudi bu has caused me minor blindness.

OR

Rudi bu on you.

by chinookonyou April 12, 2009

slap the bus

something that tastes good

Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin

These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.

by cheesyyelli July 30, 2021

bus blind

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

by transitdad June 27, 2018