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Toilet Limbo

the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
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Toilet Smore

When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.

Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”

Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018
mugGet the Toilet Smoremug.

Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.
Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot
by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Manmug.

Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?
by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017
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toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid
Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.
by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021
mugGet the toilet papermug.

toilet talking

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.
Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.
by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016
mugGet the toilet talkingmug.

Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.
Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."
by 001girl September 26, 2015
mugGet the Toilet Stalkermug.

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