First Bus

A bus company that will never fucking show up.
A: Waiting for bus, due 345678345678923456 mins ago.
B: Calls A
Oy where the fuck are you
A: Bus still hasnt fucking cum, thats first bus for ya
by yesladsss September 26, 2022
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Bus in The Ditch

(noun) A screw up or mistake. The origin of this phrase was as a metaphor for the state of the country during the primaries of the 2008 presidential election.
We shouldnt ask who put the bus in the ditch. Just fix the problem.
by uhuhyep September 27, 2009
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bus humping

He's gone bus humping
by Irish Psycho November 17, 2016
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cs-bus

Chronic-sperm-back-up syndrone

when a man isn't getting fucked often enough and has too much sperm in his system
'Man, it's been so long since I got layed I'm starting to suffer from CS-BUS
by The ugly guy October 04, 2009
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Bus wanka

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.
by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019
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Bus to Hoboken

Mobster slang for “eliminating” a rival.
Looks like Jimmy ain’t paying his debts and needs to be put on a bus to Hoboken.
by Kerberos_32 June 15, 2023
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Toonerville bus

One of two types of buses: 1) a bus that is intended to look like an old-fashioned trolley; 2) a bus that looks more like a typical bus, but has a short distance between the front wheels and the back wheels. After Toonerville Trolley, a trolley comic strip that was popular in the early 20th century.
Me: Did you take the Toonerville bus from your hotel to Disneyland yesterday?
She: Yeah. Hard seats, though.

Look! It's the county transportation system's Toonerville bus!
by Richard Rabinowitz August 19, 2005
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