Base jumping

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.

Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.

Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?

Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.

Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

Doodle Jumping

-verb
To be in the middle of a game of Doodle Jump.

I can't take the trash out right now, I'm Doodle Jumping and I've almost beaten my high score.

by Tikicobra November 02, 2010

Bridge Jump

when someone commits death to self and go off bridge in to lakepool.

Lets go commit bridge jump.

by dfihg;tr September 10, 2018

Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.

She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?

by Rapstar3 October 31, 2010

Class jump

A jump - sex
Class - really good

Really good sex

Eric : 'ah Dave, look at the tits on that mate!'

Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'

Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'

by PsychoGeorge December 08, 2016

Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

by mchboy1 November 08, 2009

jumping around

Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.

I'm jumping around with my bestie right now.

by Justfiguringthisout1990 December 26, 2017