The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.
by smashndash69 October 12, 2012
Get the A John Mountmug. A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.
by MangoII December 27, 2017
Get the John Macleanmug. When someone leads you on with plans but then cancels last minute ; usually followed by some bullshit excuse
“He totally pulled a John last night... he said he was coming at 7:00 but at 6:50 he texted me saying his mom is making him take his dogs to the vet... he doesn’t have a dog”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
“He’s totally pulling a John tonight... he said he has to watch his little sister so he can’t come!!”
by LetdownLucy December 20, 2017
Get the Pulling a Johnmug. To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.
This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.
Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.
This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.
Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.
This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
by Lo Siento Huesos April 9, 2010
Get the John McCainingmug. Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.
There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.
by TJW!!!! August 18, 2008
Get the Tall Johnmug. John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.
by Chittaphon April 28, 2021
Get the John's Bananamug. by Curse of Three October 7, 2017
Get the john blandmug.