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Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
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Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.
Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....
by Nerder The King April 17, 2018
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Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.
I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.
by OldMoneyBunny August 24, 2022
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old coconut

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
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The Old Abend

Finger a girl in the ass until she shits herself. Then lick your finger.
Casey: "Im gonna give that girl the old abend!"
by Jesus1212 October 9, 2008
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Old Man

an old man is probably named leo, probably also gay, and simps over his boyfriend
“wow you’re such an old man! you act just like leo!”
by pp<3 August 17, 2023
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Old cock

The expression 'old cock', was a familiar form of greeting was quite common in the UK last century, and perhaps still is. It’s also commonly used in Australia as slang as a term of endearment when referring to longtime friends.
by Elsnug November 12, 2022
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