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Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.
Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.
by ramseytdec January 31, 2017
mugGet the Office Worksmug.

anthrax post office

The New Jersey post office that handled anthrax-laced letters reopened Monday morning, nearly 3 1/2 years after the deadly mailings that further heightened the nation's fears in the weeks after the Sept. 11 terror attacks.

The post office was closed on Oct. 18, 2001, after NBC anchor Tom Brokaw, two U.S. senators and the offices of the New York Post received anthrax-laced letters that went through Hamilton.

source: USA Today
Do you know where the Anthrax post office is?
by levex October 21, 2010
mugGet the anthrax post officemug.

Box Office

Don't be a box office all your life!
by gandalftheboi July 5, 2022
mugGet the Box Officemug.

highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
mugGet the highest wanking officermug.

Box Office

A place where a girl gets her box eaten, IE your bedroom.
Don: I’m gonna take that girl to the box office
Logan: Yeah you bouta get FREAKY!
by Don “Freak” Smith September 5, 2024
mugGet the Box Officemug.

Office fingers

A nickname given to men who are not used to manual labor. These men usually have small skinny dainty fingers. Even the smallest amount of manual labor could result in quick fatigue, a palm callus or a snapped wrist.
Hey Henry, you see James over there? His new nickname is "office fingers". Last week we were unloading plywood from the truck and he got a hang nail. He went home and took the rest of the week off .
by Sanchezfugly1969 March 19, 2025
mugGet the Office fingersmug.

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand
Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball
by Just pawns July 9, 2021
mugGet the Poor effort in the officemug.

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