by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018
Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."
by dP69KC October 17, 2022
The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
by DyrEducation August 16, 2018
When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
by RonJerm May 20, 2023
A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019
A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
by Long Strong DeJong November 19, 2015
1. A term used when (2) males are working in such close proximity that the probability of each others nuts touching is high. Generally any situation in which the possibility of nuts touching is greater than 1% = is a "Bumpin Nuts" situation.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
2. A term used to identify (2) males that are obviously bumpin uglies.
Ex-1: I do not want to work in that small space with him. We will be bumpin nuts all day.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
Ex-2: I bet those two are bumpin nuts.
by Utah Rob December 03, 2020