homo syntheticus

The next stage of human evolution driven by genetic engineering and cybernetics where evolution is no longer a product of natural selection, but synthetic selection.

That girl has gills and fish scales, she must be homo syntheticus instead of homo sapiens sapiens.

by garbage1970 May 25, 2010

hydro-homo

A homosexual who like being hydrated.

-He likes water, he must be a hydro-homie.

-But he is gay.
-Oooh. hydro-homo

by suerte13cr January 2, 2021

Straight Homo

Someone who defines themselves as “Straight,” but acts and is gay.

Alex Ibarra is a straight homo.

by Gay Roach September 26, 2018

homo favoritism

when you hate all gay people except for a few

friend 1: yeah i hate all gay people, but my friends are okay
friend 2: that's just homophobia with extra steps
friend 1: no that's homo favoritism

by bee haw September 2, 2022

Homo Suicide

It is when a gay person turn straight. Killing your gay self and turn straight.

"I would fuck you so hard that you would commit homo suicide"

by Homo Suicide February 3, 2018

Homo Chub

A male's erection resulting from being attracted to another man.

Yo Johnny Boy, I got a homo chub just from looking at Alec's ass in those pants.

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' November 12, 2016

homo pony

The main use of this word is to make people think you have completely lost your mind as well as being the politest way to indirectly call your friend an idiot, the only repercussion is that you may end up in a mental asylum. But this is perfect if you want to get out of an conversation, if you say homo pony people will be so distraught for your sanity then wont be surprised when u run away to be your anti-social self.

random person: hello! how are you
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal

by hooman from earth December 7, 2019