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natalie

Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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Natalie

a girl that is pretty and cool and likes tool 🤘(the band)
also likes girls
natalie: why do u like me?
me: cause ur pretty and cool and u like tool 🤘
natalie: i like girls
by hampter561 July 13, 2025
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Natalie

Natalie is a beautiful girl that will make you laugh very easily. She has long brown hair and she is a very good dancer. She has a kind and loving family and is very close to her twin. I hope Natalie never changes!
Person 1: hey did you hear the joke that Natalie said
person 2: no, was it funny
person1: come on... Her jokes are always funny
person.2:°laughs°ya I know
person 1: let's go find her
person 2: ok
person 1: hey Natalie
Natalie: hey guys check this out
Natalie: why did the British not pronounce their T`s
Person 2: I don't know, why
Natalie: because they drank it all
Person 1 and 2:........
Natalie: Also I think I'm nocturnal
by anonymous February 27, 2023
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natalie

natalie is a amazing,kind,loving person.They will always look out for you no matter what.They are always willing to make you laugh and always be there for you.
Shes really nice no wonder her name is Natalie.
by luv.. December 29, 2021
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Natalie

Natalie eyes are as pretty 10 thousand skys and you could go to space and back and still not be bored with her she keeps you with her always remembering to call and text you everyday and when she doesn't she feels bad she is nice and pretty and she cares to much she never sees the bad in people which is good and bad but in the end you will still love her and you never want her to go anywhere with out you (you will become obsessed.
I love Natalie and she love me
by LoveBirdy March 23, 2024
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Natalie and Cameron

Cunt 1: wow Natalie and Cameron suck

cunt
Cunt 2: ye.
by Gamin October 9, 2022
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Natalie

natalie is normally a brunette,and insanely beautiful.she always has a bunch of friends and usually boys always have crushes on her but are to afraid to admit it.besides her beautiful smile,and hot body she’s insanely funny.shes the type to laugh at her own jokes.she’s the type of person you could talk to for hours without getting bored and you might get overprotective of her at times but that’s cause there’s only one of her and you simply can’t lose her.she’s someone everyone seems to love, you always want to do everything with her just to be with her.she doesn’t take anyones shit, and she isn’t afraid to say what she wants to but there is still definitely a soft side to her and most of the time she will never show it.it’s hard for her to fall for someone even though she may seem boy crazy.although she seems like a perfect girl she’s definitely manipulative she knows how to get what she wants when she wants it and won’t take no for an answer.she’s a very cool friend and person to have around but she’s an even better girlfriend,dating her is like dating your best friend.now all though she’s the whole package and normally she tends to know that as Natalie’s tend to have very bold personalities she’s a very jealous person she just hides it well.people tend to catch feelings for Natalie out of the blue.sometimes she’s got you in her spell without you even realizing it.if you ever find a Natalie keep her,because you’ll never find anyone just like her.
guy 1: who’s Natalie with?
guy 2: her new boyfriend

guy 1: shit that’s one lucky mf
guy 2: seriously, he better not let her go
by Caleb88okay April 20, 2022
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