mountain bartle skeet

A cold, refreshing drink that is commonly referred to as Mountain Dew

Cletus does love himself some of that Mountain Bartle Skeet.

by msvxt November 14, 2017

Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018

Rocky Mountain canary

A Rocky Mountain canary is a humorous nickname for burros; so-called because of their melodious brays.

We were serenaded by a Rocky Mountain canary.

by Cranberry Bob May 7, 2020

Blue mountain state

The greatest fucking show ever. If you haven't seen it, tie your nut sack to a cinder block and throw it off a cliff

Blue mountain state is awesome

by dresch5 January 14, 2014

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010

ginger mountain goat

A ginger, but with the appearance of a mountain goat. Typically has side burns and does occasional hand flips which represents the awkward hooves of a mountain goat.

Look at the wild ginger mountain goat kids!

by WHATDIDIDO Smith November 11, 2011

Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017