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Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.
1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.
by Dale Williams June 13, 2004
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mongeese

goose-singular geese-plural
mongoose-singular mongeese-plural; see!
mongeese, MONGEESE it fly away!!!!!!1
by Christopher mark Warburton October 4, 2004
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groin-monger

A projectile or the act of throwing a projectile into anothers groin. Usually used for punishment or laughs
Marc- Did u see eggy cop that groin-monger from adam today? He was so angry

Michael- Dont know why........ he doesnt have anything in that area.
by barrboy October 28, 2007
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yeast monger

A yeast monger is a woman with a sexually transmitted disease.
She is called a "yeast monger" because such fungal diseases
as Candidiasis are known medically as "yeast infections" and are (or can be) sexually transmitted
Oh man bad mistake to make. Didnt you know that she is a yeast monger? everyone says she is.

Darnit I thought something tasted funny when I was licking them beef curtains
by fred frugal November 18, 2007
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Sex Monger

A person (usually a guy) who tells a girl he loves her just to sleep with her, then when she doesn't have sex with him he breaks up with her.
Girl 1: Are you and Dick still together?

Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.

Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.

Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.
by deathcabforme<3 December 3, 2011
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soup monger

A soup monger is an individual who has allowed soup to consume so much of their life that they lose the motivation to be social or maintain good hygene.
Whoa! look at that soup monger lick that bowl clean.
by monkeys233 January 29, 2008
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Mongolian Sauna

To do a Mongolian Sauna first you need to get your balls nice and sweaty, ya know like after a football game or hmmm you get the point then you suffocate some dame until she passes out with your sweaty man sack aka mongolian sauna
girlfiend-im so bored when can we get out of here
boyfriend-im done playin,damn your anoying when we get back im give'n you a Mongolian Sauna
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