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mouldy mellons

When a man ejaculates on a females breasts and hardens and turns green!!!
Ah man that was dope last night when Hayden pulled out his mouldy mellons
by Dickslayer53 July 26, 2022
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jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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Izzy mellos

a greek Italian girl who has W rizz and is known her famous tan.
Is that Izzy mellos? The girl with the rizz?
by Rizzyas September 19, 2022
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Izzy mellos

Izzy mellos is tan Greek Italian girl who is mostly known for her rizz
Is that Izzy mellos? The girl with all the rizz?
by Rizzyas September 20, 2022
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Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x
🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.
by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023
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Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy
look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”
by John0234 April 18, 2024
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PJ Mellors

A blowjob with a delicious creamy twist
by Buttgas March 13, 2026
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