Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.

Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.

by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019

Matthew Deel

A Gay ass white kid who steals v cards and rapes kids under the age of 7 years.

Matthew Deel raped my daughter last year

by GuyWhoTalkNormal July 8, 2019

Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester

Matthew M. is a used gay kid

by Powzk March 24, 2019

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

matthew cabaza

a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.

friend 1- do you know matthew cabaza?

friend 2- yeah i heard he’s a dick though.

friend 1- he is.

by anonymous123456978 December 15, 2019