math notes

Dude, is my order of math notes in yet?

So last weekend I used math notes for the first time.
by shadowpunk December 2, 2010
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Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)
Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.
by Noswadian July 26, 2012
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Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.
i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.
by cod1008 November 19, 2010
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Rager Math

Math that is clearly incorrect by a far off means of numbers that make you get Forrest Whitaker eye while attempting to read it.
After seeing that kid get up at the front of the class and write on the board 7-3=49678.32, I knew he only knew rager math
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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.
Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.
by geek.girl April 13, 2017
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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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