tommy mommy

When your love for Tom Cruise is so extreme you focus your life on becoming his mommy.

“ I’m such a tommy mommy! Tom Cruise is so hot, call me Mr.s Cruise now ;) “

by Dirty Little Possum January 11, 2023

Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 18, 2024

A Nice Mommy

Mother I’d Like to Fuck

Ski lift operator said to his friend “That’s a nice mommy..” as a hot blonde mom boarded.

by Catch me if you Can February 15, 2023

Mommy maker

Penis. Raw dogging. Phallus. The organ used to start the baby making process. Member. Cock.

I think Julie wore out my Mommy maker on our honeymoon- baby is on the way!

by Sparty911 August 12, 2022

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

by Diceberg May 21, 2022

Mommy Monsters

Group of once attractive early middle aged women disfigured by breast implants, lip & ass fillers, fake eyelashes, cheap looking hair coloring and extensions. Usually dresses like a teenager along with wearing globed on foundation and dark eye liner with crusty mascara addicted to social media to post selfie’s and group photos after photo shopping them.

Yo did you watch the Mommy Monsters last night on RYONY?

I can’t stand seeing all these Mommy Monsters taking pics with there teenage daughters thinking they look like each other on IG, it’s so hurting!

“Got so fucked up late last night I went over to the Mommy Monster table to try and score up!”

“I just saw a couple of Mommy Monsters coming out of the Forever 21 store”

“These fucking Mommy Monsters are very aggressive bro, it’s hard looking at them after a while”

“What’s going on with Trish?, she used to look so good before she started hanging with those Mommy Monsters, now her lips are all jacked up”

by Judgerichie November 06, 2023

Mommy De McPack

She is a ordinary stuff toy car With Eyes who has a crush to a very handsome boy and so cute na Hindi Siya taga hugas Ng pwet or known as ass wiper and she is the queen or assistant Owner of the Pet Justine

Mommy De McPack has a very good rusteze ilong and lightning cheeks

by GJDEMG 1395 August 03, 2023