Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

daddy's kitten

Horny girls who are apparently girlfriends of Discord mods...

"It's Daddy's kitten here uwu"

by maxtonlol July 03, 2021

kitten bed

A bed designed for kittens to nap in.

We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.

by Ritacca March 08, 2023

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 04, 2023

Kitten

The term kitten is used by discord mods to their usually underage or anime girlfriends or their mums.

Discord mod: "hey kitten, you didn't send me a poggers photo today i missed it uwu *rawr*

by IAmNutter64 January 22, 2021

Kitten

Mew..

1. Kitten... mewww

by blmblmblmblmblm June 02, 2020

Kitten

The fluffy fucker that takes over your house rent free

Person: STOP
Kitten: *scratches couch*
Person: STOP !
Kitten: *does it more*

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022