kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.

Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"

by lintybusiness December 28, 2011

merch kids

Kids that only wear merch from some alternative concert they went to over the previous weekend. Most of the time they are just fangirls or fanboys. They think that their taste in music is better than everyone's else or they want to seem "unique" by wearing merch. Not always scene kids, most of the time they're just douches that think they are cool.

However, sometimes they are actually very nice people that accept all forms of music and wear merch to say "I like this band, if you don't that's cool with me."

I walked into some merch kid at the mall the other day, she was wearing a "Sing It Loud" shirt and a bracelet that said "The Maine". She saw that I was wearing a Iron Maiden shirt and I expected to be attacked with criticism but instead she actually complemented my taste in music and kept walking. Maybe some merch kids really aren't that bad.

by ThatNiceMerchKid September 7, 2009

pickup kid

a person who takes drugs and moves them to the appropriate place at the right time.

niggas used to call me the pickup kid- young jeezy brown paper bags

by trueshinjuku March 5, 2009

YouTube Kids

A dark place. It first was born with being a place for kids and joy, then it became the most cringe website ever. Personally I find more family friendly making your kid watch a full marathon of porn or horro than making him use YouTube Kids. I think that Ryan's World can be a perfect example

A: Have you ever tried YouTube Kids?
B: No but I think that a sluaghterhouse would be better

by The goofy ahh dude May 12, 2022

M Kid

A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.

M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!

by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009

Drunk or Kid

A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.

Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.

by wildwasteland December 26, 2014

Skull Kid

A character who first appeared in the legend of zelda Ocarina of time and is the main villain of the legend of zelda: Majora's mask. They are a whole "Species". The "Main" skull kid also appears with a diffrent look in twilight princess.

"Skull kids are kids who are lost in the lost woods for too long"

by SkullKiddo March 27, 2015