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Scooter kid

Ava Thorington’s energy
Oh ava? Isn’t the the scooter kid??
by Sterlinthius April 19, 2020
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Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"
James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)
by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021
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M Kid

A small child or a teenager who's balls haven't dropped yet. These kids have very high pitched voices, yell alot and agitate everybody wearing a mic. They usualy hear them playing Call of Duty, (not Halo 3 cause every kid on that game have high pitched voices), Gears of War and Nazi Zombies that fall into it's own category(this is where the 'M' in 'M Kids' comes from, the games they play). They are as annoying as kids who don't cover their mouths when they sneeze or cough.
M Kid: I just got the PPSH!
Annoyed kid: Dude I don't give a shit
M Kid: It's such a great gun against zombies!
Annoyed kid: Shut up
M Kid: Ooo I just shot his arms off then I knifed him!
Annoyed kid: Shut Up!
M Kid: I sent you a friend invite to you!
Annoyed kid: I don't give a shit what you did!
by Annoyed Kid 3227 November 25, 2009
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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
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Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.
These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!
by Rocoo October 16, 2018
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Kid Goo

The residue left behind by kids. Many times this residue is visible to the human eye but sometimes is not. The seemingly random breaking and deterioration of objects is often a side effect of kid goo.
My car is full of kid goo! No wonder the back windows don't work any more.
by boarderjunkie1 October 10, 2010
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No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.
person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.
by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018
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