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Jon

Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.

Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.

Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Speaker 1: today's Jonday
Speaker 2: yes we all love Jon

Speaker 1: praise the monkey God
by anonymous March 24, 2022
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Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.
«Look at his Jon»
by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022
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jon hawkins

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker
by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022
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jon- an offensive label/slang that mocks oppressed members of society
you stupid jon, you prove that cis white men are the only group capable to rule society
by disabilityslang July 21, 2021
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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Jon

Jon is a person who is attractive and funny. Jon will also say sexual jokes and comments. They always care for the people around them. He cares for his girl and friends (practically family). He will go to the ends of the Earth if he truly cares about you.
by Escantiawapa September 7, 2021
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Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.
That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.
by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022
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