John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

Tall John

Believed to be more of a werewolf than man, impossible to kill because due to it's lack of liver and gag reflex. Is capable of getting more ass than a toilet seat.

There was a Tall John at my party, it drank all the Nikolai straight and proceeded to kidnap all the women.

by TJW!!!! August 18, 2008

John Feldmann

A really awesome guy. if you don't know who he his, don't talk to me.

Person 1: "John Feldmann is my idol!"
Person 2: "dude same"

by just another hopeless fangirl December 8, 2014

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

A John Mount

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

John Maclean

A YouTuber that does makeup videos while looking elegant. Really pale skin and always wears black. Seems like a cool person, but honestly I'd be intimidated if I every saw this majestic beast in real life.

"You're wearing a black dress to the grocery store? Who are you, John Maclean?!!"

by MangoII December 27, 2017