fat joe

Fat Joe is the only non-black person in the universe who isn't called a racist by saying "muh niggas". Fat Joe is the love child of Porky Pig and Jennifer Lopez. He is perhaps the ugliest human alive, yet we love him because he is obese... as long as he's at a safe distance from us and our dinner plates.

"I can't look at Fat Joe because it makes me want to yank my eyes out and rub icy hot on my crotch"
or
"Fat Joe is SOOOO cute! I'd totally fuck him, hes a teddy bear!"

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 20, 2004

Joe Rogan

Not Funny.

your such a joe rogan

by nerdxcore July 11, 2011

Joe Somebody

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"

Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!

by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009

Joe Ferrari

Why the hell are you looking him up? You really don't know who Joe Ferrari is?! He's awesome end of story.

that guy who can use his name as a pick up line.

"Hi my name is Joe Ferrari"

by pillow face hugger November 13, 2011

Average Joe

An ordinary person, especially a man.

"Who's that?"
"Eh, just an average Joe."

"In these films the art community is a netherworld aggressively hostile to those average joes... who are not of it."(Carrie Rickey)

by Joseph Tek Fox March 25, 2003

Joe Brown

A caucasian male with an african american dick

When I got the white boy home I realised he had a Joe Brown. I got it gooooood that night.

by VPookie October 3, 2007

Cup A Joe

1. A cup of coffee. The term originates from former U.S. Navy Secretary Josephus Daniels; when Daniels banned alcohol from Navy vessels, soldiers instead drank coffee and grudgingly came up with the term.
2. A pair of coffee shops in Raleigh, North Carolina; incidently, both are only a few miles from Daniels' former residence.

1. Pour me a cup a joe, would ya?
2. Let's go to Cup A Joe and get some coffee.

by Jared P March 18, 2006