iPadaphobia

A fear in which someone is completely frightened of iPads; what they are, what they represent, basically anything that has to do with iPads.

"What's wrong with Bob?" Joe asked.
"Oh, he just got diagnosed with iPadaphobia, it's really serious," Andre replied.

by Joe the Hoe November 7, 2012

iPad kid

A failed abortion

normal person: hey who is this kid
mom of the kid: it was unplanned. we tried to abort but it failed
normal person #2: looks as cringe as an iPad kid

by gotouchgrass_8163 August 16, 2022

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

by bing sing February 16, 2018

ipod-hermit

Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.

I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him.

by MattyPatty123 February 7, 2009

iPod nano

Satan in an itty bitty plastic, music-playing body.

Last night I sat on my iPod Nano. It cracked in half and then this demon popped out and ate my soul.

by Sawomantha December 28, 2005

c.i.p

cip means crip in peace

say someone is crip and they die instead of saying r.i.p they say crip in peacec.i.p

by kirra tiny April 20, 2008

iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own

Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!

by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010