ipod-hermit Share definition Flag Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them. I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him. ipod-hermit by MattyPatty123 February 7, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the ipod-hermit mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch