Mandeep: "WOOOO!!"
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!
Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.
Sean: What????
Mandeep: I just had a water touch!! The poo is still hanging from my anus!!
Sean: Can I see?
Mandeep: Yes!
Sean: Shall I wipe your ass?
Mandeep: Ok.
by Poo Monsterz October 29, 2011
by Andi C June 12, 2006
The act of ejaculating inside your partner's vagina/anus, then having them squat over your face, allowing your semen to dribble into your mouth, finally you spit your semen into your partner's mouth, completing the circle. Coined the water wheel because of the circular nature of the semen's voyage.
Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.
Thought by many to be Terry Schiavo's final sexual act.
Unable to convince his wife to eat real food, Mr. Schiavo resorted to supplying his wife with protein supplements via the water wheel.
by le mustache! November 06, 2006
Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.
by The Ceeg October 26, 2006
by Le0123 June 29, 2009
by Pololuvr December 14, 2010
1.) a common practice in North America, the act of running water in a sink while defecating in an attempt to prevent others from hearing the embarrassing noises one emits while having a bowel movement
2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement
2.) a synonym for having a bowel movement
Mark: "Brother I ate two dinners last night and I was running the water for like a half hour."
Trent: "Man, after eating all this Taco Bell I'm really gonna have to run the water."
Jeremy: "Did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? He must have to run the water BAD!"
Trent: "Man, after eating all this Taco Bell I'm really gonna have to run the water."
Jeremy: "Did you see that guy just run into the bathroom? He must have to run the water BAD!"
by DavefestClassic September 27, 2011