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Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.
I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018
mugGet the Bush sockmug.

bush-dodger

"Aye ya shouldn't go near that Jimmy bloke, he's a bush-dodger!"
by aceofwales September 9, 2020
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bush whistle

The act of blowing snot out of one nostril by blocking the other nostril and exhaling through your nose
The snot is propelled out of that nostril
Warning. Don’t do this inside
I had a really blocked nose and I had to Bush whistle it out
by Bobzob April 3, 2021
mugGet the bush whistlemug.

facial bush

(n): {pronounc: fayshyahl boosh} hair on upper lip of female
1. How was hooking up with her?

It was good until I felt her facial bush against my lips.

2. Ugh my boyfriend's coming into town tonight I better get my facial bush waxed!
by moveslikeJaggahhhr October 18, 2011
mugGet the facial bushmug.

Rusty Bush

When a women's period ended two days ago but she hasn't showered yet.
Beatrice had a rusty bush, but that didn't stop me from eating at the Y.
by Nottryingtolosemyjobtoday December 20, 2019
mugGet the Rusty Bushmug.

paint the bushes

When you get extremely drunk and puke all over the bushes, or any kind of imaginary foliage, thereby "painting" them with vomit. Generally mentioned before someone actually throws up.
He's hammered, I bet he's gonna paint the bushes here soon.
by panofantera June 23, 2010
mugGet the paint the bushesmug.

Righteous Bush

An extremely hairy vagina or excessive amounts of pubic hair on a vagina.

Can also, less commonly, be used to describe male genitalia.
Dude, I pulled down her panties and she had a righteous bush!

or

I probably would have given him head, but he had some righteous bush.
by Zoidberg, MD November 12, 2010
mugGet the Righteous Bushmug.

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