Horny Hot

Someone who you’d only date when you’re horny.

John: Becky has a fat ass I think I'm gonna ask her out!
Jake: Nah John she’s horny hot she cheats on every guy she’s been with.

by BigFishareSmallWhale November 2, 2019

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horny frodo

Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

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horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018

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cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick

I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.

by Pandastic July 5, 2016

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gay horny

this is not an insult.

1. The state of being homosexual and horny at the same time.

2. Can also be used to describe two people who are very very close and touchy (regardless of their sex for comedic purposes).

1. Last night the girls got drunk and Athena was so gay horny.

2. Kevin and Ronney are gay horny for each other.

by cloutforsale December 3, 2019

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