mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

he has the cutest smile

seungmin. seungmin is the definition of having the cutest smile

aw he has the cutest smile

you mean seungmin. right?

by sammy𖤐 September 13, 2023

Double decker doo-ha

First. You start by pouring sparkling water into your beautiful bong. Then you place a layer of THC in your bowl. Then you’ll layer some weed. Then top it with some more THC. ENJOY BY SMOKING TILL THE DAY ENDS!

I’m gonna smoke a double decker doo-ha tonight!

by Theawkwardpiza October 23, 2018

Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty May 27, 2023

My cat has ocd

A joke about sh

"How do I describe my mental health? uhhhhhh... My cat has ocd."

by hello_its_me April 29, 2022

Hamza has a big one

I have A STIFFY

OMG hamza has a big one STIFFY I LOVE IT

by hamzaaisfalsjfnasknasldf April 11, 2019

Venkat has a big d

big d

Hey have you seen Venkat?
Oh yea Venkat has a big d

by Venky1213 October 5, 2021