Goblin Dickhead

Goblin Dickhead is used as an insult for underage parents who are on government benefits.

Look at that Goblin Dickhead buying her kids sausages rolls with her benefit money.

by OrthdoxNorman March 6, 2016

Coom Goblin

Some one who cooms and is simultaneously a goblin

oh oh ohhhh, I think, I might be a coom goblin... Ever since I saw that thick ass loli I cant stop masturbating. *fap fapfapafp* UNNGGGG G GGG IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS GOBLIN RULE 34? HOLY FUCK *SNIffFFFFFFFffFFFFF* Ooooohohooho fuckkkkkk

by NiggerFagoot1488 December 13, 2020

Green Goblin

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down

Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

Kiss the goblin

To speak with eloquence, wit, and charm; to be particularly articulate and loquacious. The phrase is often used in a lighthearted or humorous context, and may suggest that the speaker has been inspired by some supernatural force or source of inspiration, such as the Blarney Stone in Ireland. It can also imply that the speaker has had a few drinks and is feeling particularly gregarious.

It is translated from the Danish phrase “At kysse julenissen” (Olsen, U 2021).

We knew that Erik would kiss the goblin after all those Carlsbergs and we'd never shut him up!

by Dog Bolter April 2, 2023

Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 9, 2003