ghost gravy

It's semen. It's just semen.

I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.

by ChunkyRon October 15, 2017

Ghost beat

The act of sitting on your hand until it becomes numb. Then after said numbing, quickly beat off with a sensation of being a ghost’s hand.

My friend Mike Brown Ghost beated so experience the feeling on ghost pleasure.

by Mikelovesbananas November 27, 2017

ghost ace

In golf, a hole-in-one with no witnesses except the player. By extension, any unusual, rare, wonderful, unlikely event, achievement, experience, etc...with only one eyewitness.

Man #1 - "I swear to God I'm telling you the absolute truth!"
Man#2 - "But you're the only witness, so it's a ghost ace, no real proof."

by UCSteve January 27, 2018

ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.

"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."

by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018

Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

ghost hickies

when you wake up or sit up after being in an awkward position and you have red marks that look like hickies

Boy: Where did you get those hickies?
Girl: Oh, these are ghost hickies. I slept all twisted up last night.

by ooferz May 27, 2018

Ghost Roast

To roast someone by omission. Generally without them knowing they've been roasted.

"Did you see that congratulations email Lindsay sent? Yeah she totally Ghost Roasted Bryan and Michael by leaving them off! Sucks to suck."

by RoastyBee June 6, 2018