Fortnite

Where dumb boys play when there trying to stay happy without actually doing shit

Me:baby can you please come over I haven't seen you in 6 days!

Boy:I'm playing Fortnite right now

Me:wtf get off fortday or whatever that shit game is called

Boy: it's FORTNITE dumbass..

Me: (hangs up)

Me:(blocks)

by Taylorenglen June 6, 2018

fortnite

a length in time and not that stupid game that virgins play

friend 1: ... about a fortnite ago
friend 2: oh are you talking about the best game ever created?
friend 1: no shut the fuck up jim not everything is about you stupid fucking game my god

by AHTCZJcats14AHTCZJ October 2, 2019

Fortnite

A game for kids that cry over video games and sweat their balls of thinking there actually making it somewhere.

Dude I can’t wait! Fortnite has made me want to suck my brother off. Aren’t I soooo cooll!

by Ur mom.com79 October 2, 2020

Fortnite

A shitty game. That's it.

Guy 1: Hey bro, do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No, i'm not a dumbass.
Guy 1: oMg Y u HaTe FoRtNiTe ItS dA bEsT gAmE eVeR!!!!!11!1

by fortnite_is_gay_and_lesbian April 18, 2020

Fortnite

A really bad game that was so popular that it is now known as ‘gay’.it should never be played again and is only really played by 10 year olds

10 year old : Have you seen the new update on fortnite,it’s soooo cool !!

Me: Ummm....nah I'm not a lil kid mate

by Ewww.its.me. January 31, 2019

fortnite

a game that will make u lose brain cells and give u brain issues

fortnite is bad

by bbybitchhhhhhh June 5, 2018

Fortnite

A game played by people who don’t have the skill to play PUBG. Most people in this game don’t use their weapons, but actually just build walls and forts to win. Nobody would play if it weren’t free.

Guy 1: hey, you wanna play some PUBG?
Guy 2: nah, that game is too hard and you can’t build, fortnite is better
Guy 1: oh, so you’re gay?

by Fr3nchy Fries May 6, 2018