A flat 7 is essentially the crack den of the University of South wales halls of residence.
Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.
Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.
Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.
Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.
Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.
Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪
Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
Flat 7 had 5 perminant members.
Room 1 being Jake, the hopeless horny romantic that never gets any action but when he does it's nutting on a pillow, also never be a female friend with him as he will almost definitly fancy you within 0.0042 seconds of meeting you.
Room 2 being Marti, he's a layer back character, well you'd think at least, once you get to know him he's a crackhead and is probs down for anything. And I mean anything.
Room 3 Liv, she's a nice girl but fuck me the resting bitch face. Once you get to know her she's lovely but that's probs the let talking.
Room 4 Mish, if you want pills see got you covered, she's a very little Pablo Escobar and not because of her supply that fucking massive, I mean she's litro like 5.2" if you want anything she can get it.
Room 5 Dylan, you'd think he's a sex pest with his athletic body and amazing good looks... And he is. However he's a beast on a night out and Jake would easily take him on 💪
Room 6 Cadie, yes I know I said flat of 5 but cadie is kind of the missing member. She's alive and well but you'll never really see a cadie she's normally at her bfs probs getting her brains fucked out, apart from that tho she's really nice.
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020
Get the Flat 7mug. n. Have you seen Quon? I heard he won a free vacation to Camp 7.
v. I haven't heard from Kareem in three weeks, I bet Sammy camp 7ed his ass.
v. I haven't heard from Kareem in three weeks, I bet Sammy camp 7ed his ass.
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