kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings
Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.
by Slamb Doctor December 21, 2017
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flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded
shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it
by ADoubleM February 22, 2010
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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pig flu

Comes from pigs.
Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!
by thepigboy May 12, 2009
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India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.
John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.
by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024
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Fanny flu

When the discharge from her vag looks like boogers
"Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"
by Qwenbee May 20, 2017
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Flu-Shot

A 50 ml shooter bottle, an especially discrete choice of drink.
"I gotta go get my flu-shots before this funeral"
by bootybandit608 January 12, 2025
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