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crunch fitness boulder

Boulder Colorado's finest gym with its exceptional staff and state of the art equipment. You never know what you're gonna get at this gym location with its exceptional crack-heads meandering outside and its state of the art Karen's lurking for their money back. And don't forget that gym milf that can give you anything you need. What a place. Gotta love Boulder! Sometimes you have to wonder, is it even a real place?
Where would I be without crunch fitness boulder, swol frat guys, and leggings; god this place is like Christmas and its OPEN 24 HOURS!
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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fitness master

Someone who has a nagging passion to be as fit as possible.
"wow hes a try hard" "No, hes a fitness master"
by The fitness master October 3, 2017
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shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.
Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016
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Fit

by lil.Strawberry_Salad January 13, 2021
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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hot-girl fit

the term refers to being physically toned and aesthetically appealing but not necessarily having high levels of endurance or athletic performance. so, in simpler words, being fit enough to look good but not actually having a lot of stamina or being super strong. (can be used as an insult)
Girl: Why are you so out of shape? You have like a 10 pack.
Boy: I’m not out of shape. I bench 295, 300 once. I just don’t do cardio.
Girl: Oh my God, you’re hot-girl fit.
Boy: I’m not hot-girl fit!!
by goldendaughtr November 27, 2024
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Ajax Is Fit

You are a simp for ajax aka me a femboy furry bottom

Ajax is hot
Ajax is fit isn’t he”
by Femboyfurrykat August 23, 2022
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