Father

Fat her

She is a fat her. I mean here. Your my father hairy.

by Bigheadass May 18, 2023

Father

A mysterious creature that will disappear before you are born or when your young. If you see one be happy its a very very rare sighting.

Bill: My Father left me when i was 5.

by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

father

Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.

My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.

by person with opinions March 21, 2018

fuck father

Zeus, the supreme fuckboy.

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.

by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022

A father

Something Dream Stan's don't have.

The man who went to get some milk after you became a PNGtuber.

Guy: OMG Dream is so hot I want him to be my husband

Guy 2: are you sure you still have a father?

by Dream Stans June 5, 2022