by ProDab360 May 21, 2016

While having sexual intercourse with a women in the doggy-style position a man would quietly lean over and whisper in her ear "I have aids." Then the man tries to stay on as longs as possible.
It is preferable if the male subject isn't wearing a condom.
It is preferable if the male subject isn't wearing a condom.
Rid em cowboy
Female subject: Uuugh fuck me baby
Male subject: (Leans over and whispers in ear) I have aids
Female Subject: So do I.
Male Subject: SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Female subject: Uuugh fuck me baby
Male subject: (Leans over and whispers in ear) I have aids
Female Subject: So do I.
Male Subject: SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by themanwiththeplan9192 March 6, 2010

dabbing the haters off
by issacman July 26, 2018

Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
OR MAYBE
Teacher:YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE NOW
Tom:NOOOOO
Tim:HA GOT EM
Teacher:TIME YOU TOO
Tim:fuck
by BattlemaniaYT subscibe to me January 23, 2017

loser:Why does (LKH)-C@N3 keep killing me?
Me:I love killing that loser
loser number 2:Because he is a pistol whore!
Me:I love killing that loser
loser number 2:Because he is a pistol whore!
by (LKH)-C@N3 September 6, 2004

by Slappy-Slap February 16, 2009

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009
