Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.

Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)

by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006

East Longmeadow

A town east of Longmeadow. Smaller & poorer than Longmeadow, but they are often mistaken for the same place. Seen as a rich town with good schooling. A town where you can find genuine people if you pick threw the spoiled white trash. Famous for a seven way intersection that outsiders will never understand and will likely cause an accident. Just like every other small town there is nothing to do there, except for the carnival in the center of town that gets progressively worse each year.

" Wanna go hang out in East Longmeadow?"

"...no, there's nothing to do there."

"word."

by hahasorry April 18, 2011

east

V. to murk or do sumething amazingly awsome. EASTED it, EASTING it

Flaco: ayy mike u wanna play black ops?
Mike: iight ill play
Zak & Asiel: damn flaco, dat boy mike is gunna EAST dat shit

by arab mike April 1, 2011

lower east side

A neighborhood in Manhattan, New York that has the most immagrants in it. Hipsters hang out here. Seen on the Andy Milonakis show

Andy Milonakis's show is filmed in the lower east side

by DizzyLizzy January 27, 2007

east greenwich

Small town in RI where you can't go anywhere without knowing someone. Parents are afraid to let their kids go to Providence because there are too many "stabbings and gun shootings" there. In EGHS, no one talks to someone their not friends with, no one says hello to an only an aquantaince. The cheapest house to buy is 400,000 and its not even new. Teens here are so wealthy that they pretend theyre not by getting high and drunk every night-and their parents give them the money to do so. Barrington thinks theyre EG, but EG has the A+ test scores.

Ashlee- Hey mom I'm going to a party at Kyle's tonight in east greenwich.
Mom- Oh I like Kyle he's cute, do you want me to give you some money for anything? Is $150 okay for tonight?

*at Kyles*
Kyles mom- okay which pair's up next for beer pong?

by Ashlee* September 21, 2005

east coast army

Paintball organization very popular on the East Coast.

East Coast Army owns every other coast and their group.

by playthesnake187 September 26, 2007

East Hampton, Connecticut

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town

awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut

by nikki1211 March 28, 2011