farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

Dyke

Ugh.Vee

abbie is a fucking hey mamas dyke eat sand hoe

by kaylovesyou April 5, 2022

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get

I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.

by Mindesten September 15, 2020

Dyke

A lesbian

Hillary clinton is a dyke

by PoopyTurd August 2, 2018

Dick Van Dyke

A comedian with an unfortunate name

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke”

by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023

Dyke

noun: a person who tells on other people or a snitch

aye see that guy over there don't fuck with him he's a Dyke

by ImJust_Jesh January 23, 2017

Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020