instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

Valentino Rossi (The Doctor)

Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.

Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time

Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?

person 2: Who??

Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!

by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025

Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.

I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.

by Boopieman March 5, 2019

Doctor Noobasaurus

A guitar playing, noob, that wears a stethoscope and has a funny hat

Do you see that drawing in my math book? Well that is of Doctor Noobasaurus

by The Dark Side of the Pillow December 25, 2008

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

Doctor

This word does not just pertain to people with the right to Indoctrinate children into shipping wards.

Extended terminology

A Doctor is any Practisioner with the best interest every person in mind

He loves and cares about each person separately as he would care for himself.
(He most likely would take care of the client better them himself)

We need a holistic doctor, we don't want the chemical medication.

by Adam Rhys Campbell April 17, 2021