Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010

dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.

Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....

by dr.light September 27, 2010

dock puller

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.

Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.

by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.

John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"

by LlordLlama October 16, 2012

dockstadder

The act of doing "space docking" while dressed like Darth Vader.

Me and Curt were dockstaddering when my mom walked in and screamed. "May the foreskin be with you!"

After curt and I were done playing light saber wars with are flesh lights we began dockstaddering

by R2D2 2611 October 17, 2012

Drockin' it

To finger your own butthole for pleasure.

Yo, bro, your fingers smell like you've been drockin' it all day

by Drockinitallday June 5, 2013