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Dirty Ashtray

1. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue before performing oral sex.

2. A term used to describe a sex act that involves a woman putting a cigarette on out her tongue then performs oral sex on another woman, before the act of penetration.
1. I let that elderly woman give me a dirty ashtray.

2. I brought home two elderly women to experience the dirty ashtray.
by The Resinators September 2, 2013
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Dirty Svorak

The act of whining and complaining on any mobile games world chat while simultaneously receiving oral sex from your mother's decomposing severed head and having a stranger lick the sweat from your under moob.
Oh there he goes again, popping off in world chat. He's such a dirty Svorak
by TrollBandit June 5, 2021
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Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.
by FamousJew May 29, 2020
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Dirty LOLO

A term used for laughing aggressively while drinking a handle of tequila and having sex in the bathroom .
What were you doing in the bathroom ? I did a dirty lolo
by Hoonad June 4, 2020
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Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
by lickalotofpuss69 April 9, 2011
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dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
by Anal doge February 11, 2022
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dirtied cloth

A used tampon women use to soak up shit and other bodily fluids, often times results in being wiped on her partner, typically bitchy male figures.
Jon gets into some weird sexual fantasies presented by his master Sarah, one of which is the recurring slap to the face by her dirtied cloths. They currently live together and she has him locked up in the dungeon as he messed up severely with the knife to split incident, as news about that damned urethraholic got out after Jon decided to perform a postmortem delivery. His mind has been a bit screwy lately and mistakes were made. There's a special task force in the police department currently investigating .
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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