precious stone consisting of a clear and colourless crystalline form of pure carbon, the hardest naturally occurring substance that is in a wagon.
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon
It is alsoa youtuber called diamond wagon
by Diamond Wagon November 29, 2019

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021

A woman who is sweet, caring, and will always make you smile. Even tho she is sweet mess with someone she cares about, and she will fuck you up.
by Soni screwdriver September 3, 2019

Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022

When a game has an indeterminate set of ranges for prizes, and the prize the player receives for a good score is underwhelming, thus leading the player to obsessively believe there is a much better prize if they can find a way to earn a higher score.
"In Tears of the Kingdom, I rang the giant bell at 164 but the Goron only gave me a Ruby. Surely, there must be a way to get a Diamond. I'll pay him again and start over..."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
"You've been in the same spot for five hours. You're all out of rupees. You're obsessed. This is a Goron's Diamond situation. Go to bed."
by mcinmosh July 29, 2023

by Abracadabra bitchzzzzz August 9, 2022

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously
It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.
by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022
