Yeast depression

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.

Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.

by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

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Pillow Depression

The phenomenon of becoming depressed during bed time. Usually in bed thinking about life and/or love.

May be the only time depression manifests for that person.

Ben : "Hey Carl, How did you sleep last night?"
Carls: "Not so good man, I had some mad pillow depression. Kept me up all night."

by TheCheeksoftheD August 24, 2017

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Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

by K.O. February 19, 2021

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Tumbling Depression

When you are half crippled from depression. A level up from Crippling Depression.

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

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A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023

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