Deucebag

Someone who goes All in, Preflop with pocket deuces, and ends up beating someone with a higher pocket pair.

That deucebag pulled those trips out his ass!

by Bobinator238 October 22, 2010

deuce

Another word for fecal matter, a lot of the time preceding or anteceding the words drop, dropping, or dropped.

On a dark and stormy night, Axl Rose, the lead singer of Guns N' Roses, opened the front door of his mansion to the smell of roses pervading through the air. He walked upstairs and into his bedroom to find his wife lying face down on their bed. He quickly stripped off his clothes, crouched above her, and dropped a fatty deuce on her back.

by Weezy F Burlo January 10, 2011

Deuce

A black person in New Jersey Police slang. In NJ on police reports, persons are identified by race codes 01 for white, 02 for black and 05 for hispanic. Thus, a black person is a "deuce"

1st cop : "This guy was running his mouth, so I cracked him one."
2nd cop: "A deuce?"
1st cop" "What do you think?"

by canadiandeucecurveball November 29, 2010

Deuce

An ugly person. Deuce= 2 a dime= 10

If someone calls you a duece they are saying you look like shit

A deuce is a honey that's ugly

If your girl is fine, she's a dime

by BigBig oh oh oh October 25, 2011

air deuce

Climbing up natural (ex: up in a tree) or man-made structures (ex: off a bridge) to defecate from an un-natural distance above the ground.

The higher the drop, the better.

Did you see that air deuce Eric dropped off of that bridge? He must have dropped it 30 ft!

by neli_boy August 26, 2009

snap a deuce

As above, but can be signaled by snapping one's fingers.

Snap fingers, leave index and middle finger extended after snap.

by C February 21, 2004

double deuce

A .22 LR bullet. Very accurate, but lacks a lot of power.

Man, you ain't tryin' to kill that guy wit' a double deuce! It's impossible!

by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval June 28, 2005