A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.
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A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.
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"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016
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Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!
Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.
Debby: Spicy.
Debby: Holy shit! That ginger kid?!?!
Jenny: Yeah. I was piss drunk. He had one badass devil's crotch though.
Debby: Spicy.
by sgrant December 18, 2011
Get the Devil's Crotch mug.A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.
Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.
Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.
Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
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Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
Symptoms include:
Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner
Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.
This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
Get the Frosty Crotch mug.by potatomaster January 19, 2010
Get the Crotch Power mug.Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.
1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."
2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.
by auseyre December 6, 2009
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